Humorous Wedding Speech †Two Best Men -- Wedding Toasts Roasts Speech

ridiculous Wedding Speech Two Best MenGood eve Ladies and Gentlemen.For those of you that are wondering why there are two trump out men conducting up here, its perfectly simple. Arthur wanted to bear down a best man for the occasion, but sadly couldnt prevail one, so he got two barely competent ones instead. So beforehand I start, let me clarify the role situation.Dennis, Arthurs university friend and actually trustworthy, was responsible for carrying the rings in church. I am Steve, Arthurs childishness friend and very good with l long timer (beer). I was responsible for organizing the rat weekend (bachelors party). We both had the responsibility of poundting him to the church on time, smartly dressed and sober but neither of us could fulfil that last part. And, regrettably, we have both been asked to give a short speech. So why does it take two of us to describe the bridegroom? Well, as the man in Moss Bros said, Theres a lot to fit in. But you rear rest assured that Ill be keeping my part outline as I know the other bloke (guy) can trailer on for hours So what can I tell you about Arthur Wilson? He is my oldest friend and Im convinced that without his guiding hand objet dart we were growing up I would have been half the man I am today and certainly twice as popular. From an early age we lived a few doors away from each other, so not nevertheless did we become great friends we also became great rivals, and obviously ... ...y became trapped in the sticky beer socked carpet, the music was too loud for a conversation and it was exquisite dark as well. Everything was in Arthurs favour Playing hard to get though, Linda tells me it was months before she fell for Arthur. But having witnessed how quickly they progressed to a cat and pentad kittens, Im not so sure. Ladies and gentlemen, thanks for listening to Steve and myself. If youre having a furious time today - which Im sure you all are - thats a direct result of the months of hard work and punctilious planning by Arthur and Linda. They have done an incredible job to ingest this a truly wonderful wedding, so please all stand as I propose this toast to the bride and groom.